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future careers of the signs

quickerthansilver:

  • aries: maid
  • taurus: animal whisperer
  • gemini: pilot
  • cancer: face of a rebellion/religious icon
  • leo: author/illustrator
  • virgo: ex-babysitter turned outspoken public figure
  • libra: dragon-riding lawyer
  • scorpio: psychic pirate
  • sagittarius: robotics engineer with an archery habit 
  • capricorn: leader of clown-worshiping law enforcers 
  • aquarius: fancy pirate who exclusively murders parents
  • pisces: tyrannical sea-witch empress of an entire planet, also betty crocker
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February 12, 2015
via: quickerthansilver
#I've been laughing since she wrote it #lmfao #irlboahancock #irlwarlords #outofcoolfeathers #X''''''''''''''''''''''''D

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